Sensually gesturing me into the squeaky tight gap with her flirtatious enunciation

Do you know men who are having a mid-life crisis? Maybe you are yourself?

Is he living a life of fantasy? Is he really staying late to finish a report? Do you really know his secretary? How do they behave at the Christmas party – is this too familiar?

Extracted, with pleasure, from Chapter 2: Vigorous vibrations.

As I exhale a perfect smoke ring, it’s attracted, like a powerful magnet, towards number sixty-nine with curtains drawn and radiating such pure desolation. The picture postcard property appears well maintained, but is looking so forlorn; emanating such deep sorrow with its red roof tiles frowning and yellow bricks and mortar presenting an upturned smile. Pretty ‘Rose Cottage’ seems unloved and unkempt, with the contents of a fallen wheelie bin: plastic bottles and discarded envelopes scattered across the drive.  The uncut lawn is full of daisies and dandelions swaying in the gentle breeze while unclaimed cartons of semi-skimmed milk and fruit juice are souring beside the porch in the fresh morning sun.

As I pull up alongside a potential parking space, opposite number sixty nine, Rebecca my feisty red-headed parking assistant takes over, sensually gesturing me into the squeaky tight gap with her flirtatious enunciation.  I’m filled with desire, watching her in my rear view mirror, as she sprawls out across the back seat – bleep! That’s close enough and with a sharp tug on my handbrake, I re-check the precision timepiece prised, with such skill, into the walnut-veneer – Fifteen minutes to nine – It’s too early! I know from bitter experience not to rush clients: ruffled hair, sleepy dust and bad breath can be so unpleasant…

Faithful is available for download on Amazon Kindle, dig deep into my blog for some very good reviews and why not purchase a copy for yourself?  It’s enlightening and entertaining.

Fidelity, my second adventure in the series, will be coming soon!

Steve X

 

Fabulous 50’s Crackin’ her Whip

Watch out for this fab lady Crackin’ my Whip for she’s a dab hand with the bull whip.

If you like that, then read this…

Faithful Chapter 2 – Vigorous vibrations

..“Where possible, take an authorised U-turn,” Olga gestures with a roll of her hips and a sway of her voluptuous breasts, all scooped up into a figure-hugging leather one-piece and perfectly matched to my performance car’s creamy interior. I’d paid a princely sum for the multi-lingual upgrade, but to me she’s worth – every – single – penny. From the moment we first met, on hearing her voice as we left the car showroom, I conjured her up as my dominant travelling partner: high heels, never ending legs and a plaited bull-whip to guarantee I follow her precise directions, “In 500 meters keep left at the junction,” she persuades with her Scandinavian accent.

Oh, so soon? I moan, holding back so we can arrive together…

Do come again for further enlightenment or why not visit Amazon and download a copy of Faithful for your ultimate pleasure.

Fidelity, the second in the series, is coming soon!

Steve XoX

 

Thanks to Voracious_Steve, I’ll never look at my car the same way again…

Many thanks Biranda, for giving such a great review; I’m so thrilled you enjoyed reading Faithful. Here’s wishing you all the best with your new novel ‘The City of the guardians: Introducing Alex Honor.

Faithful, available for download on Kindle (or PC via the Kindle app), is the first in the series of a ‘Mid-life crisis’ and as you can see, in more detail below, Biranda has said “I found myself wanting to read the next page and the next and the next. I would definitely recommend ‘Faithful’ by Steve Clarke, it is suggestive writing at its best!’

I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Fidelity, the second book in the series – delving deeply into Steve’s’ past, is due for release later in the summer.

Steve X

 

Another Faithful review – Intrigued; kept my attention.

Many thanks to Florence, for giving such a great review on Amazon! I’m so thrilled you enjoyed reading.

Faithful is the first in the series of a ‘Mid-life crisis’ and as you can see, in more detail below, Florence has said she’s intrigued and wants to know more about the main characters when more books in the series are released.

I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Fidelity, the second book in the series – delving deeply into Steve’s’ past, is due for release later in the summer.

Steve X

p.s The images below are of Matthew Faithful and Liz (not Mrs Faithful…)

 

Faithful review – ‘Compelling and well written humorous short story about mid life crisis’

Many thanks to LucieB, for giving such a great review on Amazon! I’m so thrilled you enjoyed the experience.

Faithful is the first in the series of a ‘Mid-life crisis’ and as you can see, in more detail below, Lucie has said, ‘Faithful was entertaining and fun to read. The characters in the story are engaging, clever and funny. I like and highly recommend this book. I look forward to the sequel.”

I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Fidelity, the second book in the series – delving into Steve Clarke’s’ past, is due for release later in the summer.

Steve X

p.s The images below are of Matthew Faithful and Liz (not Mrs Faithful…)