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“Neil’s eyes are drawn to the cold, matrimonial bed. The ejected, ransacked drawers tell an oh sorry tale…”

Welcome back fellow readers, authors and fantasists, are you enjoying the ride of your life; on my roller coaster of a mid-life crisis?

Is your husbands secretary a blonde-bombshell, coming on to him at every opportunity, or is she really just suffering from her own mid-life crisis? And maybe not flashing her cleavage or sticking her arse out whilst picking up something from the floor? It’s probably just his imagination or a fantasy..?

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Extracted, with pleasure, from Chapter 4 – It’s plenty big enough.

…“Matthew sleeps on the left,” she gestures like a theatrical actress, “…always has done.”

Neil’s eyes are drawn to the king-size bed, immaculately dressed with plumped up pillows and a frilly valance and Matthew’s personal belongings perfectly placed on the pine bedside-table: a ship-builder’s manual, glasses case and a red and white envelope torn apart with match tickets spilling out.  Each item carefully placed just like a shrine but the ejected, ransacked drawers tell a very different story…

Over the other side of the bed, ‘Fifty Shades’ in paperback, age-defying eye-cream, half a glass of water and a fallen bottle of ‘Diazepam’ with just a few pills remaining, scattered like little golf balls around her wedding ring.  Out of sight, in the ottoman at the bottom of bed, beneath discarded copies of fashion and home-style magazines, is evidence of a tantrum having taken place; torn up credit-card receipts, a clear plastic bag (the type you use in the airport) of Matthew’s personal effects handed to her at the police station along with his mobile phone – it survived the impact but not Annabelle’s inquisition, now smashed up like a jigsaw puzzle into a million pieces…

Faithful is available for download on Amazon Kindle, dig deep into my blog for some very good reviews and why not purchase a copy for yourself?  It’s enlightening and entertaining.

Fidelity, my second adventure in the series, will be coming soon!

Steve X

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Posted by on August 25, 2013 in Faithful extract

 

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“Matthew sleeps on the left,” she gestures like a theatrical actress, “…always has done.”

Welcome back fellow readers, authors and fantasists, are you enjoying the ride of your life; on my roller coaster of a mid-life crisis?

How many men to you know who fantasise? Do you? Or do you suspect someone who does? Is your / his secretary really a blonde-bombshell, coming on to you / him at every opportunity, or is she really just suffering from a similar mid-life crisis? Certainly not flashing her cleavage or sticking her arse out when picking up something from the floor? It’s probably be just your imagination or is it..?

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Extracted, with pleasure, from Chapter 4 – It’s plenty big enough.

…“Matthew sleeps on the left,” she gestures like a theatrical actress, “…always has done.”

Neil’s eyes are drawn to the king-size bed, immaculately dressed with plumped up pillows and a frilly valance and Matthew’s personal belongings perfectly placed on the pine bedside-table: a ship-builder’s manual, glasses case and a red and white envelope torn apart with match tickets spilling out.  Each item carefully placed just like a shrine but the ejected, ransacked drawers tell a very different story…

Over the other side of the bed, ‘Fifty Shades’ in paperback, age-defying eye-cream, half a glass of water and a fallen bottle of ‘Diazepam’ with just a few pills remaining, scattered like little golf balls around her wedding ring.  Out of sight, in the ottoman at the bottom of bed, beneath discarded copies of fashion and home-style magazines, is evidence of a tantrum having taken place; torn up credit-card receipts, a clear plastic bag (the type you use in the airport) of Matthew’s personal effects handed to her at the police station along with his mobile phone – it survived the impact but not Annabelle’s inquisition, now smashed up like a jigsaw puzzle into a million pieces…

Faithful is available for download on Amazon Kindle, dig deep into my blog for some very good reviews and why not purchase a copy for yourself?  It’s enlightening and entertaining.

Fidelity, my second adventure in the series, will be coming soon!

Steve X

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Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Faithful extract

 

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Sensually gesturing me into the squeaky tight gap with her flirtatious enunciation

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Do you know men who are having a mid-life crisis? Maybe you are yourself?

Is he living a life of fantasy? Is he really staying late to finish a report? Do you really know his secretary? How do they behave at the Christmas party – is this too familiar?

Extracted, with pleasure, from Chapter 2: Vigorous vibrations.

As I exhale a perfect smoke ring, it’s attracted, like a powerful magnet, towards number sixty-nine with curtains drawn and radiating such pure desolation. The picture postcard property appears well maintained, but is looking so forlorn; emanating such deep sorrow with its red roof tiles frowning and yellow bricks and mortar presenting an upturned smile. Pretty ‘Rose Cottage’ seems unloved and unkempt, with the contents of a fallen wheelie bin: plastic bottles and discarded envelopes scattered across the drive.  The uncut lawn is full of daisies and dandelions swaying in the gentle breeze while unclaimed cartons of semi-skimmed milk and fruit juice are souring beside the porch in the fresh morning sun.

As I pull up alongside a potential parking space, opposite number sixty nine, Rebecca my feisty red-headed parking assistant takes over, sensually gesturing me into the squeaky tight gap with her flirtatious enunciation.  I’m filled with desire, watching her in my rear view mirror, as she sprawls out across the back seat – bleep! That’s close enough and with a sharp tug on my handbrake, I re-check the precision timepiece prised, with such skill, into the walnut-veneer – Fifteen minutes to nine – It’s too early! I know from bitter experience not to rush clients: ruffled hair, sleepy dust and bad breath can be so unpleasant…

Faithful is available for download on Amazon Kindle, dig deep into my blog for some very good reviews and why not purchase a copy for yourself?  It’s enlightening and entertaining.

Fidelity, my second adventure in the series, will be coming soon!

Steve X

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Posted by on June 19, 2013 in Faithful extract

 

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Wanna laugh? Then guess What am I?

What am I?

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There’s a far cry in the sky

Oh, what am I?

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Did you know?

We’ve homes in Wimbledon

Did you know?

We’ve homes by the sea

But you still say common

My feathered friends and I

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Did you know?

We take offence

While perched on your fence

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You say we make mess

Well maybe just a little on your dress

Or in your hair while you stare

Well we do like to give and share.

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Did you know?

We clear your waste

In volume and with haste

Tossed aside crisps and fries

Tossed aside sandwiches

And even dead flies.

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But did you know?

We hear your terrible cries

We hear your incessant lies

We listen to those who roam

And those without a home

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You say a curse

But surely no worse

Than our cousins the Hawk

Who still give a squawk

We make little sound

Beaks drumming to the ground

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You say vermin

But surely a pest no lest

Than our cousins with a crest

Have you tried our egg?

Just kidding – pulling your leg!

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And as for those posh ones

With their cheep red breast

You feed them nice seed

Coo, fuss and need

While we just sigh

And try not cry

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You say

Rat of the sky

While we swirl up high

Well we do have feather

But we ain’t no never

Ain’t no never

As common as a rat!

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And just cos we’re grey

And not white you say

We are Pigeon not dove

We are Pigeon without love!

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A few words from my Funny Bone

© SR Clarke X

 
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Posted by on June 17, 2013 in Poetry

 

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Fabulous 50’s Crackin’ her Whip

Watch out for this fab lady Crackin’ my Whip for she’s a dab hand with the bull whip.

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If you like that, then read this…

Faithful Chapter 2 – Vigorous vibrations

..“Where possible, take an authorised U-turn,” Olga gestures with a roll of her hips and a sway of her voluptuous breasts, all scooped up into a figure-hugging leather one-piece and perfectly matched to my performance car’s creamy interior. I’d paid a princely sum for the multi-lingual upgrade, but to me she’s worth – every – single – penny. From the moment we first met, on hearing her voice as we left the car showroom, I conjured her up as my dominant travelling partner: high heels, never ending legs and a plaited bull-whip to guarantee I follow her precise directions, “In 500 meters keep left at the junction,” she persuades with her Scandinavian accent.

Oh, so soon? I moan, holding back so we can arrive together…

Do come again for further enlightenment or why not visit Amazon and download a copy of Faithful for your ultimate pleasure.

Fidelity, the second in the series, is coming soon!

Steve XoX

 
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Posted by on June 12, 2013 in Friends blogs

 

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Thanks to Voracious_Steve, I’ll never look at my car the same way again…

Many thanks Biranda, for giving such a great review; I’m so thrilled you enjoyed reading Faithful. Here’s wishing you all the best with your new novel ‘The City of the guardians: Introducing Alex Honor.

Faithful, available for download on Kindle (or PC via the Kindle app), is the first in the series of a ‘Mid-life crisis’ and as you can see, in more detail below, Biranda has said “I found myself wanting to read the next page and the next and the next. I would definitely recommend ‘Faithful’ by Steve Clarke, it is suggestive writing at its best!’

I guarantee you’ll be hooked!

Fidelity, the second book in the series – delving deeply into Steve’s’ past, is due for release later in the summer.

Steve X

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Posted by on June 10, 2013 in Reviews

 

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I gaze lustfully at my sexy reversing assistant, in her scarlet lingerie, still sprawled out over the back seat.

Welcome back fellow readers, authors and fantasists, are you enjoying the ride of your life; on my roller coaster of a mid-life crisis?

How many men to you know who fantasise? Do you? Or do you suspect someone who does? Is your / his secretary really a blonde-bombshell, coming on to you / him at every opportunity, or is she really just suffering from a similar mid-life crisis? Certainly not flashing her cleavage or sticking her arse out when picking up something from the floor? It’s probably be just your imagination or is it..?

Extracted, with pleasure, from Chapter 2 – Vigorous vibrations

As I rehearse my introduction, tightening my tie in the rear view mirror, taking in deep breaths of Olga’s honey and vanilla fragrance and convincing what’s left of the greying hair to cover my rapidly receding hairline, I gaze lustfully at my sexy reversing assistant, in her scarlet lingerie, still sprawled out over the back seat. “Now now girls!” I intervene reprimanding Rebecca as she gives Olga a one-fingered salute.

“Sorry to hear… How you coping?” No, that’s too personal.

Guilty dulcet tones accompany a vigorous vibration from between my legs. Aw, Shirl, aw…I leave her lingering for a moment, captured on my smartphone, the photograph taken at our last Christmas party: ash-blonde highlighted with silly string, hair draped with exploded party poppers and such piercing blue eyes. She’s my rock, my terrier against telephone time wasters. “Shirley, what am I going to say?”…

Faithful is available for download on Amazon Kindle, dig deep into my blog for some very good reviews. Why not purchase a copy for yourself it’s enlightening and entertaining.

Fidelity, the second adventure in the series, will be coming soon!

Steve X

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Posted by on June 3, 2013 in Faithful extract

 

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